Tuesday, September 1, 2009

A ruined UPTU genius..!!



  • @ 8:05 a.m. Wakes up
  • @ 8:30 a.m. Tana tann ready
  • @ 8:35 a.m. Skips breakfast
  • @ 8:45 a.m. Reaches class
  • @ 8:46 a.m. Teacher outpours his/her anger
  • @ 8:47 a.m. Gets thrown out of the class
  • @ 8:49a.m. to 9:25 a.m. Bangs the table of canteen then runs for next class.
  • @ 9:30 a.m. to 1:14 p.m. Sleeps tightly (awakes only during roll calls)
  • @ 1:15 p.m. Rushes to canteen for lunch meets friends unlimited
  • @ 2:45 p.m. Watches time and thinks "Hell!! m late again..."
  • @ 2:50 p.m. Reaches lab
  • @ 2:51 p.m. Thinks "Chhod yaar, kaun teacher ki pachar pachar sune.."
  • @ 2:52 p.m. Leaves for canteen
  • @ 3:02 p.m. Meets friends at canteen astonished to know there was a mass bunk.. hurrah!!
  • @ 3:03 p.m. Starts BC
  • @ 4:45 p.m. Leaves for hostel for evening sports
  • @ 5:00 p.m. Reaches ground for smacking others
  • @ 6:30 p.m. Comes back to "room sweet room" after being smacked
  • @ 6:35 p.m. Thinks of what he has to do in life.. with an iPod on for sure
  • @ 7:15 p.m. Gets interrupted with a huge roar in hostel.. WTF!! India won!!! How can he miss such an important match!!
  • @ 7:16 p.m. Gets complete info 'bout the match from frns
  • @ 8:00 p.m. Seeing the menu of dinner feels like vomiting
  • @ 8:05 p.m. Checks out the wallet.. hell! no money to eat dinner outside
  • @ 8:10 p.m. Back for dinner in mess
  • @ 8:35 p.m. Picks up book.. for a sec thinks of studying
  • @ 8:36 p.m. Friend comes in.. "Chal yaar TT kheltey hain.."
  • @ 8:45 p.m. Leaves room for smashing his frnd away
  • @ 9:30 p.m. Wins all matches and gives a "cold drink" treat to his sad frnd
  • @ 10:00 p.m. Comes back to room and only to see that his room is jampacked with frns and AOE server is on man!!!!!
  • @ 10:05 p.m. Unpacks lappy, join the server, starts the game.. with an "mkl" converse!!
  • @ 11:30 p.m. When just goin to win.. a call frm girl frnd..!!
  • @ 11:30:12 p.m. Thinks "whats more important??"
  • @ 11:31 p.m. Pauses the game and attends the call
  • @ 11:32 p.m. Frns start shouting and his position is given to other
  • @ 1:00 a.m. Says "I love you" for the 37th time and ends the call
  • @ 1:05 p.m. Comes back to room only to see his team lost.. koi na
  • @ 1:15 p.m. Checks out mail, orkut, girl friend's scrapbook, facebook, girl friends "male friends" scrapbooks.. and hell lot of other things.. need not discuss them..
  • @ 2:30 p.m. After completely satisfied.. feels a li'l bit hungry
  • @ 2:35 p.m. Leaves for paratha shop with frns for "pet puja"
  • @ 3:15 p.m. Fight for money.. "Arrey maine kal paise diye to the.. grrrr"
  • @ 3:20 p.m. "Accha haan kal paise kaha diye the.. koi na.. aaj le lo.. chilla kyo rahe ho?"
  • @ 3:35 p.m. Comes back to room.. "huh neend aa gayi yaar.."
  • @ 3:40 p.m. Makes a plan for tomorrow. "I will not waste it like today.. for sure!!"
  • @ 3:45 p.m. Ear phone in ears and goes to sleep

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