Sunday, May 31, 2009

smile please!!


import java.awt.love
class lover implements feelings
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
try
{
if(girl=="cute")
{
makeFriend();
p=propose();
}
else
makeFriend();
}
catch(notGirlException e1)
{
System.Out.println("don't even try!!");
}
catch(girlUnpattable e2)              //Unpattable means jo patai na ja sake!!
{
System.Out.println("pyar me devdas!!");
}
finally
{
if(p=="successful")
{
for(i=lifeNow;i<=death;life++)      //till death do us apart!!
{
flowers++;
smile++;
love++;
}
}
else
{
for(i=lifeNow;i<=death;life++)
{
thoughts++;
tears++;
love++;                            //anyway love never ends!!
}
}
}
}
}

:) :) :) :) :)

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